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Guys I’m in 🌊Byron🌊! Yall know what that means… Checklist of things to do:
✔️finally learn to inhale
✔️get a dreadlock
✔️use an old Kombucha bottle for water
✔️learn a bit of Hebrew
✔️say I’m “pretty much vegan”, then order seafood pizza when nobody’s around
✔️attend a Didgeridoo-making workshop
✔️sip on Maté tea in the evenings, debating the concept of “chill”
✔️no shoes
✔️tell everyone about that one time I went hitchhiking back in 2005 (don’t mention it was with parents and out of sheer necessity)
✔️post exactly this picture
✔️o wait I don’t own a phone