great (hostel) expectations

Other people’s hostel expectations:

  • clean
  • quiet
  • safe
  • free wifi

My hostel expectations:

  • bathrooms within 10 seconds walk from the room so you don’t have to face anyone first thing at 10 am in whatever old tshirt you fell asleep in
  • café onsite that’ll make a large soy cappuccino for anywhere under 7 dollars
  • a washing machine designed to wash blacks and whites together
  • bunk beds with stairs up & slides down
  • Common room sofas divided by the conversation topics with at least one (1) with a “no small talk rule” and one (1) where you can’t mention your life-changing trip to Thailand
  • kitchen that remains unlocked after 10pm because if you ever cook, that’s the time
  • Bircher muesli in the “free breakfast” deal
  • no-judgement zone with sofas and power outlets where you can be on your phone for as much as you want to without feeling like you constantly have to socialize
  • silent disco
  • walkable distance to public transport; if you have the money for a taxi/ car, honestly why are you staying in a hostel?
  • a support group for overpackers

 

One thought on “great (hostel) expectations

  1. vobec neviem kde to prave pisem… ale ak nahodou natalke tak bars dobre mi bolo zas mat na chvilku gresty-feel 🙂 tvoj humor, tvoju osobnost, tvoje slova. 🙂 chybas! ❤

    2018-06-08 18:40 GMT+02:00 where did the internet just take me? :

    > nataliagresty posted: “Other people’s hostel expectations: clean quiet > safe free wifi My hostel expectations: bathrooms within 10 seconds walk > from the room so you don’t have to face anyone first thing at 10 am in > whatever old tshirt you fell asleep in café onsite that” >

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